Wigglebottome's plan
This is the first blog in a series I am going to call..
Kat's Awesomely Wise and Super Cool Conpiracy Theories
So, yeah, there is like this big evil empire called, Wigglebottome. They are the world's biggest exporter of baby puppies. Now they world uses baby puppies for many things, like warming there laps during cold winters, and pulling there awesomely cool 7 speed chariots.
So Wigglebottome finds out that the puppy population cannot continue to support the human population... and the puppies will be bred into extinction in about 5 years. Wigglebottome decides that if they let the other countries know this, the other countries will start breeding alternative forms of puppies, like super steroid bunnies, and circus bears. That is not good, so Wigglebottome invests money into finding sources itself, but stops all other forms of competitive 'puppy replacements' from entering the market.
You see, Wigglebottome hopes to continually raise the prices on puppies, and make record puppy profits. Wigglebottome eliminates the competition because any viable alternative will force them to be competitive in their puppy pricing. By keeping the market to themselves they can ask any price they want until all the puppies are dead. At this point they will magically unveil their new solution, Mega Kitties. Since no one was able to come up with anything to compete with this new product, (since Wigglebottome's super mega evil secret police team destroyed them all in very icky and unpleasant ways) Wigglebottome will now yet again have a strangle hold on the market of lap heating and chariot transport. And then they can inflate the prices yet again.
Now replace:
super steroid bunnies with the word alternative energy
circus bears with the word solar power
Mega Kitties with the word hydrogen cells
super mega evil secret police team with the US Government
puppies with the word oil
and
Wigglebottome with the word Exxon Mobil
Ehhh, ehhhh, what do you think... with Wigglebottome be sending goons for me tonight. I totally think so, cause you know I am like a ninja and stuff like that happens to ninjas like me.
Down with the Evil Wigglebottome Empire!! They are stinky poo pants poopers!
Kat's Awesomely Wise and Super Cool Conpiracy Theories
So, yeah, there is like this big evil empire called, Wigglebottome. They are the world's biggest exporter of baby puppies. Now they world uses baby puppies for many things, like warming there laps during cold winters, and pulling there awesomely cool 7 speed chariots.
So Wigglebottome finds out that the puppy population cannot continue to support the human population... and the puppies will be bred into extinction in about 5 years. Wigglebottome decides that if they let the other countries know this, the other countries will start breeding alternative forms of puppies, like super steroid bunnies, and circus bears. That is not good, so Wigglebottome invests money into finding sources itself, but stops all other forms of competitive 'puppy replacements' from entering the market.
You see, Wigglebottome hopes to continually raise the prices on puppies, and make record puppy profits. Wigglebottome eliminates the competition because any viable alternative will force them to be competitive in their puppy pricing. By keeping the market to themselves they can ask any price they want until all the puppies are dead. At this point they will magically unveil their new solution, Mega Kitties. Since no one was able to come up with anything to compete with this new product, (since Wigglebottome's super mega evil secret police team destroyed them all in very icky and unpleasant ways) Wigglebottome will now yet again have a strangle hold on the market of lap heating and chariot transport. And then they can inflate the prices yet again.
Now replace:
super steroid bunnies with the word alternative energy
circus bears with the word solar power
Mega Kitties with the word hydrogen cells
super mega evil secret police team with the US Government
puppies with the word oil
and
Wigglebottome with the word Exxon Mobil
Ehhh, ehhhh, what do you think... with Wigglebottome be sending goons for me tonight. I totally think so, cause you know I am like a ninja and stuff like that happens to ninjas like me.
Down with the Evil Wigglebottome Empire!! They are stinky poo pants poopers!
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posted by Kat-tron! at 4:50 AM
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